LOL ads and signs

LOL ads and signs that were found in newspapers, publications, signage on vehicles, offices and businesses.

  • LOL ads and signs found in newspapers and other publications:
  • Free puppies! Half cocker spaniel - half sneaky neighbor's dog.
  • Cows that were never bred - also gay bull for sale!
  • German shepard dog - 85 pounds, neutered, speaks German, Free!
  • Wedding gown for sale - only worn once - by mistake!
  • Complete Encyclopedia Brittanica - 45 volumes, excellent condition, $ 300 or best offer. No longer needed - got married last weekend - wife knows everything!
  • Lost small poodle - Reward! Neutered like one of family!
  • Lost dog! Blind in one eye, missing right ear, tail missing, recently castrated. Answers to name of "Lucky!"
  • For sale! Antique desk, suitable for lady, with thick legs and large drawers.
  • Four poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lovers.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.
  • Wanted unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
  • We don't tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  • Dog for sale! Eats everything and is fond of children.
  • The hotel has bowling alley, tennis courts, comfortable beds and other athletic facilities.
  • Sheer pantyhose. designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
  • Stock up and save - Limit one!
  • Men wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel!
  • Used cars! Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
  • Wanted man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  • Illiterate? Write here for help!
  • We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $ 15.
  • Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
  • We do not tear clothing with machinery - we do it carefully by hand
  • Get rid of aunts - 'Zap' does the job in 24 hours
  • Wanted to take care of cow that doesn't smoke
  • Amana washer $100, owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed

LOL Church ads and signs

  • Don't let worry kill you - let the church help!
  • Thursday night - potluck supper - prayer and medication to follow!
  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  • Wednesday, the ladies liturgy will meet Mrs. Johnson and will sing 'Put me in my little bed' accompanied by the pastor.
  • Thursday 4pm, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
  • Thursday 5pm there will be a meeting of the 'Little mother's club' All ladies wishing to be 'Little mothers' will meet the pastor in the study.
  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • The service will close with 'Little drops of water.' One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
  • Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

LOL  Signs

  • At a service station - we have topless service - our boss is bald
  • At a dry-cleaner - drop your drawers here!
  • At a radiator shop - best place to have a leak!
  • On a septic tank truck - We haul American-made products
  • At a used car lot - Why go elsewhere to be cheated - come here first!
  • On a farmer's fence - The farmer allows walkers to cross the meadow free, however, the bull charges!
  • On secondhand shop window - we exchange anything, bicycles, washing machi9nes, etc., why not bring in your wife and get a good deal
  • In a public washroom - toilet out of order - use floor below!
  • Sign in laundromat - please remove all your clothes when the light goes out!
  • On a farm gate - Beware! I shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd one just left!
  • Logan Septic Tank Service - satisfaction guaranteed or double your 'kakka' returned!
  • On an electrician's truck - let us remove your shorts!
  • On a Maternity room door - Push, push, push!
  • In a restaurant window - Don't stand there  and be hungry. Come in and get fed up!
  • At a gynecologist office - Dr. Jones at your cervix!
  • At a Plastic Surgeon office - Hello, can we pick your nose?
  • On a septic tank truck 'Yesterdays meals on wheels!
  • On the wall of a Baltimore estate - Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent - Sisters of Mercy
  • Outside a country shop in West Virginia - We buy junk and sell antiques!
  • In a Texas funeral parlor - As about our lay-away plan!

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