Laughter Quotes

Laughter quotes that will tickle your funny bone. 

  • Everything is funny, as long as it happens to somebody else. - Author unknown
  • Happiness can't buy money! - Author unknown
  • I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose - Woody Allen
  • Even if there is nothing to laugh about - laugh on credit. - Author unknown
  • Mirth is good medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. - Henry Ward Beecher
  • Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle
  • When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other - Alan Alda
  • Laughter and tears are both responses to frustrations and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh since there is less cleaning up to do afterward - Kurt Vonnegut
  • A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleansing, while a good cry is a wet wash - Puzant Kevork Thomaja
  • I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth! - Quincy Jones
  • Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he's got his laugh on the right end - Max Eastman
  • You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants - Stephen King
  • Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects - Arnold Glason
  • Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense - Author unknown
  • Laugh at yourself before anyone else can - Elsa Maxwel
  • If you don't laugh at trouble, you won;t have anything to laugh at when you're old - Edgar Watson Howe
  • Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward - Carol Channing
  • From the day I picked up your book, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it - Groucho Marx
  • A day without laughter is like a MacDonald's burger without fries - Gerry Hopman
  • The human race has only one effective weapon and that is laughter - Mark Twain
  • Life abounds in comedy, if you look around - Mel BrooksNever be too busy to laugh or too quick to criticize- Gerry Hopman
  • One of the best things you can have up your sleeve is a funny bone - Author unknown
  • A person without a sense of humor is like a vehicle without shock absorbers - Gerry HopmanAn onion can make you cry, but there never was a vegetable invented to make people laugh - Will Rogers
  • Computers will never replace humans until they learn to laugh - Author unknown
  • There are things that are real - God, human folly and laughter. The first two are beyond comprehension, so we must do what we can with the third - Jon F. Kennedy
  • Humor is to the soul what rain is to the earth - Gerry Hopman
  • A day without laughter is a day wasted - Charlie Chaplin
  • Laughter is the musical workout of the soul - Gerry Hopman
  • Humor is more important than knowledge
  • Through humor you can soften the blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it - Bill Cosby
  • You need to smell the roses once in a while, but you also need to tickle your funny bone regularly, so it won't go numb on you - Gerry Hopman
  • You cannot really love anybody with whom you never laugh - Agnes Repplier
  • The most wated day is one without laughter - E.E.Cummings
  • If we didn't laugh, we would all go insane - Jimmy Buffet
  • Laughter is inner jogging - Norman Cousins

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