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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000135
January 31, 2019
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Welcome to the 135th Humormeister's Forum edition
Hi There! Lots of good things happening. We have updated the www.humor-laughter.com website, removed some pages and added some new ones.
We now display display CBD oil on our web pages.
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We therefore are of the opinion that CBD oil compliments the Health and Wellness theme of our website. In addition, several of our family have used CBD oils for health and wellness purposes and have enjoyed beneficial results.
Fun QuoteYour food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances - Department of Social Services, South Carolina
Humor/laughter QuoteKeep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of the mirror. I guarantee you'll laugh! - Art Linkletter
One minute laugh
Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and said, "Mabel did you know that you've got a suppository in your ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have?" - "A suppository?
She pulls it out - stares at it and says, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this - now I know where my hearing aid is!"
Kids are funny
It was one of the worst days in my life. The washing machine broke down, the phone kept ringing steady. I had a migraine headache and all the mail that day consisted of bills to pay.
Close to breaking down completely, I lifted my one-year-old into his high chair and put my head on the chair tray in front of him and started to cry.
Without uttering a sound, my son took his pacifier out of his mouth and stuck it into mine.
Expressions from less than happy people
People take themselves far too seriously with negative effects to their health and their relationships with partners, family, co-workers and fiends,
No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!
If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!
If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!
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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"
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