Welcome to the 67th Humormeister's Forum edition

Spring has finally arrived. We live next door to a large park, and overnight the junior soccer teams are setting up for their games, kids are running and parents are cheering and laughing.

Dandelions are springing up, the grass is getting greener, and trees are budding out. Nature has awakened from it's Winter hibernation. Yes, Spring has sprung!

Funny quotes

"Your body cannot heal without play. Your mind cannot heal without laughter. Your soul cannot heal without joy." - Catherine Rippinger Fennovek

Humor/laughter quotes

"Wine is instant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." - Benjamin Franklin

The 1 Minute laugh

Help desk - "Good morning. How can I help you?"

Customer - "Hello....I can't print."

Help desk - "Would you click on start for me and ...."

Customer - "Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!"

Humor from our richest humor resource......our kids

Lot's wife was like pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still, and he obeyed.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada, then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.

Feature article

How's your laugh life?

You don't have to join 'Humor Anonymous' to put humor into your life. Create your own 12 step program.

1. It's okay to be silly when things get too serious - sometimes 'nonsense' makes the 'best sense.'

2. Surround yourself with 'positive' and 'fun people.'

3. Don't restrict your reading, listening, or viewing to 'bad news only!'

4. In your leisure time opt for comedy TV, fun videos, fun audios etc.

5. Take a cue from children - they are the greatest source of humor.

6. Don't shut out humor because you think it's a waste of time and makes you look immature.

7. Use humor and laughter for stress release and relaxation.

8. When depressed or in a 'down mood' - call a 'Humor Buddy.'

9. Collect humor material - create your own 'humor library.'

10. Schedule fun into your life - if you don't, it won't happen.

11. Keep fun items around you - toys, cartoons, pictures, posters.

12. If you can't laugh - smile! Fake it until you make it!

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