Welcome to the 18th Humormeister's Forum editionLaughter motivational quote of the month After God created the world, he created man and woman. And then to keep the whole thing from collapsing, he created humor. Ernie Hubrecht The 1 Minute Laugh Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the car, and proceeded to back into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And that's when the fight started....... Humor from our richest 'Humor Resource'......our kids Two kids are arguing over whose father is the wimpiest. The first one says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he slides underneath the bed." The second kid says, That's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mother works night shift, he sleeps with the woman next door." As thanks for sending your feedback and ideas, I will send you my 90 page e-book "Kids say the doggonest things." I look forward to hearing from you! Be sure to check this out! My friend, Mark Black, a Heart-Lung Transplant Recipient, 3 time Marathon Runner, Motivational Speaker and Author, just released his 'Must Read' book "Live life from the heart - 52 weeks to a life of passion and purpose." http://www.markblackspeaks.com/speed_offer_page Special Health & Fitness offer Interested in greater health, fitness, wellness and happiness? My friend Debi Silber, a Registered Dietitian, Personal Trainer, Whole Health Coach and Lifestyle Expert has developed a CD program called "From Mom to Wow," the ultimate Body, Mind and Life makeover Guide. This program will help you get to the root of your nutrition, fitness and wellness struggles. You can find her at: http://tinyurl.com/mdwx43 Spring/Summer humor-laughter contest Submit your funniest story, or experience and have a chance to win a copy of my newest book 'How to put more humor and laughter into your life," which will be published late this summer. The contest ends in September and a draw for the 'funniest story' will be made in October. More new pages to my website: https://www.humor-laughter.com - funny ads - funny signs - funny quotes - funny sayings - funny bumper stickers - fun quiz feature of the month How to find out whether you have a 'humor/laughter' deficiency You suffer from a serious case of 'humor/laughter' deficiency if...... - you laugh less than 4 times a day - you flip somebody the bird without realizing that you're doing it - you slightly remember that you had a 'funny bone,'but you don't remember how to activate it - bad news from newspaper, radio and TV has become your favorite form of entertainment - you can't laugh at your own jokes never mind somebody else's - all humor and laughter is silly to you and a total waste of time - the way things are in the world today, you can't understand how anybody can laugh, as the world is going to hell in a hand-basket Many people take themselves far too seriously with negative effects to their health and relationships with family, co-workers and friends. We have to learn to make 'light' of things and 'laugh it off!' If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life Looking for a gift that is funny and unique, visit the 'Fun Shop' on my website All or part of this newsletter may be reprinted with permission, provided that credit is given to the author and his website www.humor-laughter.com
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