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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000128
May 29, 2018
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Welcome to the 128th Humormeister's Forum edition

Laughter is good for you!

Laughter is therapeutic and a great antidote to stress. It has many scientifically proven benefits for our mind, body and spirit.

It creates an immediate shift in our body's physiology and produces a general sense of well being and encourages positive thinking.

Fun Quote I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose - Woody Allen

Happiness Quote My point is. life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the calada - Ellen DeGeneres

The 1 minute laugh

When a soldier came to the clinic, where I work, for an MTI, he was put onto the machine by an attractive young technician.

Sometime later, when the MRI examination was done, he was helped out of the machine by a far older woman.

The soldier looked at her and said, "How long was I in there?"

Kids are funny

I was testing children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of going to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church would I get into heaven?"

"NO!" - the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was "no!"

"If I gave lots of candy to all the children, and bought them all the ice cream they could eat, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered "No!"

I was just bursting with pride about them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A little boy shouted out, You got to be frikken dead!!"

Work related 'Bumper stickers' you probably missed because you were 'too anxious' to get to work

  • Hard work has never killed anyone - but why take a chance
  • I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
  • People say I lost it, when in reality I never had it
  • Everybody has the privilege to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege
  • The urge to scream tells me, I must be at work
  • There aren't enough hours to do all the bitching I need to do
  • My boss is like a diaper, full of kakka and always on my butt
  • I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead
  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all to gether
  • For him to get an idea would require a surgical procedure
  • If you don't get caught - you didn't really do it
  • It's been Monday all week
  • It's time to move over and let the air out of your brain

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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