Welcome to the 126th Humormeister's Forum edition

It's been a long Winter and everyone I talk to can't wait for Spring weather.Hopefully it's just around the corner.

Funny Quotes If you can't laugh at yourself, others will do it for you - Author unknown

Happiness Quote Success is not he key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you're doing, you will be successful - Author unknown

The 1 minute laugh The party's host paid me a great complement, "You are a good-looking woman," he said.

"Honest, I've only had one beer." My glow was slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, "Imagine how great she'l look after two beer."

Kids are funny Our 3 year-old grandson had a bad habit of still sucking his thumb.

Our daughter-in-law told him that if didn't stop sucking his thumb he would get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had friends over for a visit. Our grandson pointed to an obviously pregnant woman and said, "Ha ha! I know what you've been doing!"

Are you humorly constipated?

You are if.......

• You laugh less than 4 times a fay
• You flip somebody the bird without realizing you're doing it
• "Bad news from newspapers, TV and radio become your only source of entertainment
You can laugh at your own jokes - never mind somebody else's
• All humor and laughter is silly to you and a total waste of time
• The way things are in the world today - you can't understand how anybody can still laugh

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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