Welcome to the 123rd Humormeister's Forum edition

Wishing you all a 'Happy New Year' with all the best life has to offer!

Fun quote

A good belly laugh should register on the Richter scale - Gerry Hopman

Happiness quote

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change - Barbara De Angelis

The one minute laugh

Two older ladies are attending Sunday church service. One lady leans over to the other lady and says "I think my butt is going to sleep."

"Yes, I know," said the other lady, "I heard you snore twice!"

Kids are funny

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" The Sunday School Teacher asked.

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again, the answer was "No!"

"Well then, If I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?"

Once more, they all answered, "No!" "Well", I continued, thinking they were a good bit more religiously sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "Then, how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

What is the greatest award of being alive?

Is it: chocolate, sex, ice cream, exotic vacations, hugs from children, a perfect night's sleep, or the satisfaction of 'a job well done?.'

Ask a thousand people and you will get a thousand different answers. But one 'supreme pleasure, that spans all answers is Laughter

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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