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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000106
November 30, 2016
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Welcome to the 107th Humormeister's Forum edition

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Funny quotes

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors - Eat out! - Phyllis Diller

Happiness quote

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was'Shut-up!' - Joe Namath

The 1 Minute laugh

A professor was giving a one hundred question test to his students. He handed out the test and went back to his desk.

Once the test time was passed, the students all handed the test papers back.

The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to the test with a note saying: 'A dollar per per point.'

The next class, the professor handed the text back to the student who had attached the $100 bill with a notation and $64 change.

Kids are funny!

Our granddaughter at age 6 lost a few of her front teeth. At a family dinner outing in one of the local restaurants, I bit on something hard and lost a piece off a tooth.

When I showed it to my granddaughter, she said, "Put it under your pillow grandpa, that piece of tooth is worth big bucks!'

Signs you have grown up!

- Your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them

- You keep more food than beer in the fridge

- 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed

- You hear your favorite song in an elevator

- You watch the weather channel

- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up

- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up

- Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one

-You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time

- A $4 dollar bottle of wine is no longer 'Pretty good stuff.'

Life is good when laughter is frequent!

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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