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Fun QuoteSadness, stress and tension come and go - Humor and Laughter are forever! - Gerry Hopman

Humor/laughter QuoteLife is worth living as long as there is laughter in it! - L.M.Montgomery

One minute laugh

An 85 year-old man goes to his doctor for a regular check-up and tells the doctor that he is going to marry a 20 year-old.

The doctor tells that this could be fatal!

The old guy says," Well, if she dies - she does!"

Kids are funny

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put a worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right son," the father said. "What does that show you?"

"Well dad," it shows that if you drink whiskey, you will not have worms!"

You know you need more humor in your life when.....

• You laugh less than 4 times a day
• You flip somebody the bird without realizing you're doing it
• You vaguely remember that you had a funny bone, but you can't remember where it is located
• Bad news from newspapers, radio and TV have become your favorite and only source of entertainment
• You can't laugh at your own jokes, never mind anybody else's
All humor and laughter is silly to you and a total waste of time
• Opting for 'stress' instead of 'relaxation' and 'release' through humor and laughter

People take themselves far too seriously with negative effects to their health and their relationships with partners, family, co-workers and fiends,

No matter what your race, your gender, or your financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

• We need to socialize more!
• We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
• We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"