Work related 'bumper stickers'

• Hard work never killed anyone - but why take a chance?
• I pretend to work - they pretend to pay me!
• Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
• People say I lost it - in reality I never had it!
• Everybody has the privilege to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
• The urge to scream tells me I must be at work
• There aren't enough hours to do all the bitching I need to do!
• My boss is like a diaper, full of kakka and always on my butt!
• I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead!
• Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid all together!
• For him to get an idea would require a surgical procedure!
• If you don't get caught - you didn't really do it!
• It's been Monday all week!
• It's time to move over and let the air out of your brain!
• If it isn't broken - fix it until it is!
• Work sucks, but I need the bucks
• I can't fix crazy
• I fight poverty - I work
• To err is human - to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
• I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don't want to see you every day
• Work harder - millions on welfare depend on you
• I had a life but my job ate it
• Work grinds my ass to the bone on a daily basis
• Work is for people who don't know how to fish
• Boss is a 4 letter word and when reversed it becomes a double SSOB
• No coffee - no workee
• Born to shop - forced to work
• Chaos, panic, disorder.....my job is done

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