Laughter sayings

Everything is funny, as long as it happens to somebody else.Author unknown

Happiness can't buy money!Author unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.Woody Allen

Even if there is nothing to laugh about - laugh on credit.Author unknown

Mirth is good medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is an instant vacation.Milton Berle

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other.Alan Alda

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustrations and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh since there is less cleaning up to do afterwardKurt Vonnegut

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleansing, while a good cry is a wet wash.Puzant Kevork Thomajan

I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth!"Quincy Jones

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he's got his laugh on the right end.Max Eastman

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.Stephen King

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.Arnold Glason

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.Author unknown

Laugh at yourself before anyone else can.Elsa Maxwell

If you don't laugh at trouble, you won;t have anything to laugh at when you're old.Edgar Watson Howe

Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward.Carol Channing

From the day I picked up your book, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend to read it.Groucho Marx