Laughter for nursesTop 10 reasons to become a nurse Pays better than Fast Food outlets, although the hours aren't as good Fashionable shoes and sexy uniforms Needles - it's better to give than to receive You can assure patients that all bleeding stops .....eventually Expose yourself to rare and exciting new diseases Enjoy interesting aromas Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear instructions in perfect legible handwriting Do enough charting to navigate the world twice Celebrate the holidays with all your friends.....at work Take comfort that most patients survive no matter what you do to them Vasectomy A patient, who had just been circumcised by his physician, asked the clinic nurse, "What about sex?" The nurse replied, "Well I hope you wait until you get out of the clinic!" Colonoscopies bring out some unique comments "Take it easy Doc, you're going where no man has gone before." "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me now?" "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" "You know, in Arkansas, we are now legally married." "Any sign of trapped miners?" "You put your left hand in, you take your right hand out..." "Hey! Now I know how a puppet feels." "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write a note for my wife saying my head isn't up there?" |