Humor -Laughter quotations

"A day without laughter is like a MacDonald's hamburger without fries" Gerry Hopman

"The human race has only one effective weapon and that is laughter" Mark Twain

"Recipe for a happy life: Loads of laughter, heaps of humor and a general sprinkling of smiles. Excellent for twosomes or large gatherings" Gerry Hopman

"Life abounds in comedy, if you look around you" Mel Brooks

"Never be too busy to laugh or too quick to criticize" Gerry Hopman

"One of the best things you can have up your sleeve is a funy bone" Author unknown

"A person without a sense of humor is like a vehicle without shock absorbers" Gerry Hopman

"An onion can make you cry, but there never was a vegetable invented to make people laugh" Will Rogers

"Computers will never replace humans until they learn to laugh" Author unknown

"There are things that are real- God, human folly and laughter. The first two are beyond comprehension, so we must do what we can with the third" John F. Kenendy

"Humor is to the soul what rain is to the earth" Gerry Hopman

"A day without laughter is a day wasted" Charlie Chaplin

"Laughter is the musical workout of the soul" Gerry Hopman

"Humor is more important than knowledge" Albert Einstein

"Through humor you can soften some of the blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it" Bill Cosby

"You need to smell the roses once in a while, but you also need to tickle you funny bone regularly, so it won't go numb on you" Gerry Hopman

"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh" Agnes Repplier

"The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh" Bill Nye

"Laughter gives us distance.It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on" Bob Newhart

"Laughter is by definition healthy" Doris Lessing

"The most wasted day is one without laughter" E.E.Cummings

"If you don't laugh at your trouble, you won't have anything to laugh about" Edgar Howe

"Laugh at yourself before anyone else can" Elsa Maxwell

"You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that" Jay Leno

"If we don't laugh, we would all go insane" Jimmy Buffet

"In this life, he who laughs longest, is who laughs last" John Masefield

"He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh" Koran

"Always laugh when you can. It's cheap medicine" Lord Byron

"The human race has only one really effective wepaon and that is laughter" Mark Twain

"He who laughs last lasts" Mary Pettibone Poole

"Laughter is inner jogging" Norm Cousins

"You can't deny laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilized music in the world" Stephen King

"Laughter is the shortest distance between people" Victor Borge

"A life without humor-laughter is not fully lived" Gerry Hopman