Humor in advertising products and services

We do not tear clothing with machinery - we do it carefully by hand

Get rid of aunts - 'Zap' does the job in 24 hours

Stock up and save - limit one

Illiterate? Write today for free help!

Man, honest. Will take anything

Wanted man to take care of cow that does not smoke

Used tombstone. Perfect for someone named Ebenezer Humperdinck -One only, phone........

Auto repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again

Dog for sale - eats anything and is fond of children

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating

Amana washer $100 owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed

Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included

Now is the chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too

Have Viagra. Need woman between 18 and 80 - P.0. Box 2008

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory - must be willing to travel

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it!

Semi-annual Christmas Sale

3 year old teacher needed for pre-school - experience preferred

Vacation Special. Have your home exterminated

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary

Used cars. Why go elsewhere to get cheated - come here first!

For Sale: antique desk - suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers

For Sale - 3 canaries of undermined sex

Great dames for sale

Free puppies - 1/2 Cocker Spaniel - 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

Dinner special - turkey $ 6.95 - Chicken or beef $ 7.95 - children $ 2.00