Ha Ha Cat Quips

Ha Ha cat quips is a collection of funny cat behavior, their unique nature and quirks, which will bring out the Ha Ha amongst cat owners.

Ha Ha Cat Quips that will tickle your funny bone!

The cat who doesn't act finicky soon loses control of its owner - Morris the Cat

Cat: A pigmy lion, who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings - Oliver Herford

The cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do - Bill Adler

In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence - Rosanne Anderson

I think my favorite thing in the house has to be the cat....mainly because she's just like a big piece of noisy Velcrow when you toss her at the sofa - Michelle Argabite

A dog will show his love by jumping on you at the front door. A cat will show her love by ignoring you, and then curling up next top you when you need it most - Danielle Asson

Cat's hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one era and out the other - Stephen Baker

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close again for the better part of their lives - Stephen Baker

Most sleep up to six cats, ten cats without the owner - Stephen Baker

Any household with at least one feline has no need for an alarm clock - Louise A. Belcher

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat - Ellen Perry Berkeley

If a cat talked, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see a problem here!" - Ray Blount Jr.

Dogs come when they are called. Cats take a message and get back to you later - Mary Bly

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience - Pam Brown

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him - Derek Bruce

The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal - it's also the reason they hate birds - K.C.Buffington

In my experience cats and beds seem to be a NATURAL COMBINATION -Dr. Louis Camuti

Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be with a cat running their lives - Dr. Louis Camuti

Work - other creatures' work - is an intolerable idea to a cat. Can you picture cats herding sheep or pulling a cart. They will not inconvenience themselves in the slightest degree - DR. Louis Camuti

Getting a cat is a greater commitment than getting married - Seymor & Paula Chwast

Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog - Elenor Clarke

Cats co0me and go without ever leaving - Martha Curtis

Cats are just little4 hair factories - James Davis

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them - Jim Davis

Cats know the precise moment their owners will waken ....the they awaken ten minute earlier - Jim Davis

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity - Georges Louis Leclerc

When a cat chooses to be friendly, it's a big deal, because a cat is picky - Mike Dupree

Does the father figure in your cat's life ever clean the litter box? My husband claims that men lack the scooping gene - Barbara L. Diamond

Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum cleaner - Barbara L.Diamond

The cat is an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time - Evan Esar

A creature that never cries over split milk - a cat - Evan Esar

Cats know how thy can obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties - W.L.George

Cats were put in this world to disprove the dogma that all t5hings were created to serve man - Paul Gray

There's no cat language. Painful as it to admit, they don't need one - Barbara Holland

Essentially you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him - Lynn Hollyn

Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or lose their balance, they'll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, I meant to that! - Michael Jordan

Cats regard people as warm blooded furniture - Jacquelyn Mitchard

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat - James Patterson

I don't think it is so much the actual bath that most cats dislike. I think it's the fact that have to spend a good part of the day putting their hair back in place - Debbie Peterson

In ancient times cats were worshipped as Gods; they have not forgotten this Author Unknown

Everything I know I learned from my cat. When you're hungry eat. When you're tired , nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet - pee on your owner - Author unknown

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