Funny Signs

Fun, humor is all around us in the form of funny signs, bumper stickers etc. All we have to do is being a little more observant and we can spot them all over in our travels. Here are some that I observed:

At a service station - we have topless service - our boss is bald.

At a dry-cleaner - drop your drawers here!

At a radiator shop - best place to have a leak!

On a septic tank service truck - we haul American-made products.

At a used car lot - Why go elsewhere to be cheated - come here first!

On a farmer's fence - the farmer allows walkers to cross the meadow free, however the bull charges!

On a 2nd hand shop window - we exchange anything, bicycles, washing machines etc., why not bring in your wife and get a good deal!

In a public washroom - toilet out of order - use floor below!

Sign in a laundromat - please remove all your clothing when the light goes out!

On a farm gate - Beware! I shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd one just left!

Logan Septic Tank Service - satisfaction guaranteed or double your 'kakka' returned!

On an electrician's truck - let us remove your shorts.

On a Maternity room door - 'push, push, push!'

In a restaurant window - Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and get fed up!

At a gyncologist office - Dr. Jones. at your cervix.

At a Plastic Surgeon office - Hello, can we pick your nose?

On a septic tank truck - 'Yesterdays meals on wheels!'

On the wall of a Baltimore estate - Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent - Sisters of Mercy.

Outside a country shop in West Virginia - we buy junk and sell antiques.

In a Texas funeral parlor - ask about our lay-away plan.