Funny Love Quotes

Funny love quotes and expressions that will give you a chuckle.

• Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage - Ambrose Bierce
• Some people ask about the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays - Henry Youngman
• If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question - Lily Tomlin
• Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means - George Burns
• Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same - Oscar Wilde
• I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interupt her
• A married man should forget his mistakes, no use two people remembering the same thing - Duane Dewel
• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't - Patrick Murray
• Men should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable -Cher
• Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you - Mae West
• Never go to bed mad - stay up and fight - Phyllis Diller
• Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them.......except love again - anonymous
• Love is like war - easy to begin, but hard to end - Anonymous
• It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced - Anonymous
• I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life - Rita Rudner
• Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for - Mae West
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

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