Funny Bumper Stickers

Improve your outlook on life - one funny bumper sticker at a time. Do you need a good laugh, some 'down to earth wit and wisdom.' a lighthearted view of life. Well, everything you need to know is right there on the bumper of the vehicle in front of you!

Let me share a few with you.....

If you're nor outraged - you're not paying attention

I fight poverty - I work!

The dog is my co-pilot.

I keep losing weight, but it keeps finding me.

If being a mom was easy - a man could do it!

Like wine - I have aged to perfection.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer!

I don't need your attitude. i have one of my own.

Wanted! Meaningful overnight relationship.

All men are idiots - I married their king.

IRS - We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you!

Husband and dog missing. Reward for dog!

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

My wife is a travel agent for guilt trips.

I still miss my husband, but my aim is getting better.

Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch.

We are born naked, wet and hungry and then things get worse.

I killed a six-pack just to watch it die!

Honk if anything falls off!

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger!

Love is free - it's the diapers that are expensive.

People like you are the reason people have middle fingers.

Stop offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Born free. Taxed to death!

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

Life is a box of chocolates - full of nuts!

So many men - so few aspirin!

Caution I can go from 0 to bitch in 2.5 seconds!

Unless you're a hemorhoid - get off my butt!

Dome days you're the dog - some days you're the hydrant!

If the world didn't suck - we'd all fall off!

Idiot available due to having to downsize our village!

To you it's a six-pack. To me it's a support group.

Housework is evil - it must be stopped!

Ex-lovers make excellent speed bumps!

The #1 cause for divorce is marriage.

Constipated people don't give a crap!

If we are what we eat - I'm fast, cheap and easy!

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Guys have feelings too, but who cares.....

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