Funny kids' expressions

Kids say the 'funniest' things. They say it the way it is , the way they see things.

Let me give you some examples:

Jason (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked, Mom, why do you have two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

Sarah (age 5) asked her Grandma how old she was. Grandma replied she was so old that she didn't remember. " if you don't remember Grandma, you have to look in the back of your panties. Mine says 5 -6."

Taylor (age 4) was with his mother when they met an elderly and rather wrinkled lady her mom knew. Taylor looked at the lady for a while and then asked the lady. "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

Dear God, if you give me the genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money, or my baseball glove (Micheal)

Dear God, if we come back as something else - please don't let me be Jennifer Smith, because I hate her! (Denise)

Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy! (Kevin)

A Rabbi said to a six-year-old, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night, that's very commendable. What does she say? Six-year-old's reply. "Thank God he's in bed!"

A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night. "Yes sir," the boy replied. "And do you always say them in the morning?" "No sir," the boy replied, "I ain't scared in the daytime."

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, my face would would freeze and would stay like that." Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Mrs Smith, you can't say you weren't warned!"

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