Clean humor joke of the month

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Joke of the month

Why marriages fail

This guy was watching TV as his wife was cutting the grass during a hot summer day. He finally worked up enough energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.

His wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she told him, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out for yourself."

So he went back in the house and fried himself a big steak with potatoes, garlic bread and a beer.

His wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing his dinner and asked him, "You fixed something to eat, so where is mine?"

"Huh", he replied,"I thought you were out of town!"

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