Clean humor joke of the month

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Joke of the month

Grocery Shopping

A new supermarket opened in our neighborhood. It has an automatic water-mister to keeps the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and the smell of fried onions.

When you approach the egg display, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.

You probably will understand why I don't buy my toilet paper there anymore!

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