Clean humor jokes of the month

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Humor story of the month

In one episode of 'Cheers,'Cliff is seated at the bar describing the buffalo theory to his buddy Norm. I don't think I have ever heard the concept explained any better than this.

Well you see Norm, it's like this........a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo in the herd.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back of the herd that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole herd keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it takes the the slowest and weakest brain cells first

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that Norm is why we always feel smarter after a few beer!