Would you like a good laugh, some down to earth wit and wisdom?

Everything you need to know is right there on the 'bumper sticker' of the vehicle in front of you!

Let me give you a few examples:

If you like homemade gifts - which one of my kids would you like?

Driver carries no money - he's married

Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself

Don't marry for money - you can borrow it cheaper

All men are animals - some just make better pets

Born to be wild - got married instead

When the chips are down - the buffalo is empty

You can't scare me - I have kids

If at first you don't succeed - skydiving is not for you

Smile if you're not wearing any underwear

If you must pick between two evils - pick the one you never tried before

Horn broken - watch for finger

Ex-wife for sale - just take over payments

Eagles may soar - but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

On the back of a biker's jacket - if you can read this my woman just fell off

Husband for sale - remote control included

Hike naked - it puts color to your cheeks

51% sweetheart - 49% bitch - don't push it!

Support pork - drive over a chicken

On the back of a septic tank truck - vehicle may be transporting political promises

If you're stupid and know it - honk your horn

Conserve toilet paper - use both sides

I got this car for my wife - not a bad trade

My child is an honor student at the Federal Penetentary

If you get any closer - please introduce yourself

Support agriculture - sow wild oats!

Shirts and shoes required - bras and panties optional

My wife told me to be more affectionate, so I got myself a mistress

There is no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks

Chocolate is the answer - who cares what the question is

Please Lord, if you can't make me skinny - make my friends fat

Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

If you can put a man on the moon, how come we can't put them all there

My tastes are simple - I like the best

Normal people worry me

Now that you're kissing my bumper- wanna get married?

All men are idiots - I married their king

Go bra-less! - It will pull the wrinkles from your face

Men are from earth, women are from earth - deal with it!

It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

I keep losing weight, but it keeps finding me

Is there life before coffee?

The number one cause for divorce is marriage

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing

Don't steal - the government hates competition

So many men - so few aspirin