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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #00094
September 30, 2015
Welcome to the 94th Humormeister's Forum edition
I am busy with rewriting and reorganizing my www.humor-laughter.com website. It's taking a lot of time and effort, but I am confident that the end result will be worth it.
I still find time for the occasional walk, enjoying the fragrance and awesome colors of Fall.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound - Author unknown
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife - Prince Philip
The 1 Minute laugh
My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it.
After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in, and undressed to take a shower. Before getting into the shower, she sat on the toilet.
As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy glue paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat. My wife wrapped a towel around her and we went to the hospital emergency ward.
The ER doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. ( Try to get a mental picture of this ).
My wife tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The doctor replied,"Actually I've seen lots of them....I just never saw one mounted and framed like this before."
Kids are funny!
A father came home from a business trip to find his son riding a fancy new 10 speed bike.
"Where did you get the money for the bike?" his dad asked. It must have cost $300!"
"Easy dad," the boy replied."I earned it hiking." "Cone on," his dad said. "Tell me the truth."
"That's the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr Dean from the supermarket would come over to see mom. He'd give me a 20 dollar bill and tel me to take a hike!.
Article of the month
Test yourself with a 'Yes' or 'No' answer, whether you experience any of the following
If you have more than 3 of these symptoms, you suffer from 'extreme stress"
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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"
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