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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #00082
August 31, 2014

Welcome to the 82nd Humormeister's Forum edition

My wife and I are looking forward to a European ocean cruise. However, we dread the travel to and from, airport waits, cramped airline seats, and of course Customs.

The last time we went through Customs, my belt had to be removed, and I almost lost my pants and money belt.

Funny quotes

I love using my GPS, problem is I can't find it! - Author Unknown

Humor/laughter quotes

Laugh! You don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. - Author unknown

The 1 Minute laugh

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.

He tried a fourth time with the same result. He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he received 5 tickets for driving without a seat belt!!!!

Kids are funny!

A little 3 year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to check.

The boy is sitting on the toilet looking at pictures in a book, but every 3 seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Trevor, are you all right?" Trevor says: "I'm fine mummy....I just haven't done it yet"

His mom says:"OK, you can stay here a few more minutes, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Trevor says: "It works on the ketchup bottle!"

Feature article

Tips to more fun into your life

Pat yourself on the back for all the things you do for family and friends.

Play some of your favorite music, hum, sing along with it. Tap out the beat with your fingers, or feet. Get right into it and enjoy!

Do something spontaneous! Have an unexpected 'fun fling', like going to see a movie on the spur of the moment. Or invite friends over for dinner, or a games night.

Smile, laugh! When we smile and laugh, it makes us feel good. Smiling and laughing are contagious and will make people around you spread the fun and joy!

View a comedy movie. Relax and get caught up in the fun theme>

Call a 'fun loving' friend ( humor buddy ) and have some great laughs.

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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