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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000122
November 29, 2017
Welcome to the 'Humormeister's Forum

Welcome to the 122nd Humormeister's Forum edition

Wishing you all a 'Merry Christmas' and the hope that your holiday season will be a joyous one!

Funny quote

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone else to blame it on - Robert Bloch

Happiness quote

Happiness begins the minute you unload your baggage - Author unknown

The one minute laugh

I'd never had surgery and I was nervous. "This is a very simple, noninvasive Procedure<' the anasthesiologist reassured me.

I felt better , until.....,"Heck," he continued, "You have a better chance of dying from anasthesia than the surgery itself."

Kids are funny

Little Eric was going to be playing the Innkeeper in a school Christmas play. Eric was upset that in his prescribed dialogue he had to tell Mary and Joseph that there was no room at the Inn.

When the actual play took place in front of parents and teachers, he changed the dialogue and said, "There is no room at the Inn, but what the heck, come on in and have a drink in the bar."

It has been statistically proven that one of of four people in this country is not only stressed, but is also mentally unbalanced

Now close your eyes and think of three of your closest friends.

If they are okay - then you are the one!

A word of advice! Don't beat yourself up with:

I should have.....

I could have.....

Why didn't I.....

Live in the present - you can't undo the past!

For those of you who can't do without self-pitying, moaning and whining, there is a cheap martyr kit that I can recommend.

Get yourself a strip of Velcro, glue it to your wrist and forehead, and you'll be able to go all day, bringing your wrist to your forehead 'Oh my God....oh poor me.....'

It makes self-pitying, moaning and whining a whole lot easier.

Instead....Laugh a lot, laugh out loud!

You can't laugh and be stressed at the same time

If you can't laugh - smile! If you can't smile - fake it until you make it!

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

Life is good when laughter is frequent!

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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