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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000118
July 31, 2017

Welcome to the 118th Humormeister's Forum edition

Trust that you are enjoying this wonderful Summer! Although it's been hot, it has provided us with many opportunities to have fun in the sun and enjoy nature. LOL!

Funny quotes

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things! - Author unknown

Happiness quote

If you are in the company of happy people, there is a great chance that you will be infected by their happiness, provided you don't focus on unhappiness while in their company - Author unknown

The 1 Minute laugh

A woman called an airline customer service and asked if she could take her dog on board.

"Sure," said the airline assistant, "as long as you provide your own kennel."

She further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around and roll over."

The woman was overwhelmed and replied, "I'll never be able to teach him all that by tomorrow.

Kids are funny!

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem and they pay him $ 50 for it.

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song and they pay him $ 100.

The third boy says, I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper and calls it a sermon. When he delivers the sermon in church, it takes 8 people to collect all the money.

Why worry?

  • There are only two things to worry about
  • Either you are well or you are sick
  • if you are well, then there is nothing to worry about
  • But if you are sick, there are still only two things to worry about
  • Whether you will get well, or whether you will die
  • If you get well, there is nothing to worry about
  • Even if you die, there are still only two things to worry about
  • Whether you go to heaven or to hell
  • If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about
  • And if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry

If you loose your zest for laughter - you loose your zest for life!

Life is good when laughter is frequent!

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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