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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000105
August 31, 2016

Welcome to the 105th Humormeister's Forum edition

I watched the Olympics opening, the athletes performances and closing ceremonies. It was wonderful how the athletes from all these different world nations could compete in a friendly atmosphere, laugh, enjoy and celebrate, with total absence of political interference and strive.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could extend these feelings beyond the games and wipe out all the negative situations in the world. Funny quotes

When they are babies, you could eat them out of pure love. When they are teenagers, you're sorry you didn't do it - Diane Hopman ( my mom )

Happiness quote

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat - Alex Levine

The 1 Minute laugh

My kindergarten -aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean t-shirt to class.

She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it.

My wife frantically swept through my daughter's room, finding nothing usable except for a t-shirt that had something printed on one side.

That afternoon, my daughter returned and happily showed off her t-shirt.

On one side it said, "Families are forever." And on the other side...."Be smart, don't start!"

Kids are funny!

Grandma had taken her 3 year old grandson to her chiropractic session. A week later, after grandma had played hockey with him in the basement, she told him that she had to sit down, because her back was bothering her.

He promptly replied, "You lay down grandma and I'll be the pirocracker!"

What is the greatest award of being alive?

Is it: - choclat - sex - ice cream - exotic vacations - hugs from kids/grandkids - a perfect night's sleep - the satisfaction of a 'job well done'

Ask a thousand people and you will get a thousand different answers, but one 'supreme pleasure' that overrides all answers = Laughter

No matter your nationality, race, gender, or financial situation - Life is good when laughter is frequent!

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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