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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000104
July 31, 2016

Welcome to the 104th Humormeister's Forum edition

Where is all the laughter gone?

The world is in a grip of fear. Even politicians are using fear to get elected.

People, young and old, have given up on 'One-on-One' communication, because of Iphones. The newest craze 'Pokemon-Go' has people behaving like zombies, walking into other people, posts, and risking their lives in traffic.

Where has all the laughter gone? Funny quotes

I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice - Author unknown

Happiness quote

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury - Groucho Marx

The 1 Minute laugh

All eyes were on the bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pew responded with ripples of laughter, and even the priest smiled as the father gave his daughter away in marriage.

The cause of the laughter was that the daughter had given back her dad's credit card.

Kids are funny!

One day, a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?"

A little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy shit, a talking chicken!"

It took 10 minute for the teacher to recover and carry on.

Words of wisdom by Nobel prize winner, William Golding

"I think women are foolish to think they are equal to men. They are far more superior and have always been.

Whatever you give a woman, she'll make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!"

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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