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The Humormeister's Forum, Issue #000101
April 30, 2016

Welcome to the 101st Humormeister's Forum edition

May 1st is 'World Laughter Day'! Make it your goal to make someone laugh today. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could achieve world peace through laughter.

Funny quotes

A woman's mind is clearer than a man's. She changes it more often!- Oliver Herford

Happiness quote

Look at the happy side of life and you will develop the happiness habit! - A.U.

The 1 Minute laugh

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find that the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful leggy and busty blonde.

"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $ 75,0000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard that you closed the deal for $ 65,000 to that blonde lady here. "You insisted there could be no discount on this model."

"Well, what can I tell you. She had the ready cash, and you look at her, how could I resist?

Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys."There you go," she said. "I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later Grandma and Grandpa!"

Kids are funny!

Babies start laughing when they are 10 -12 weeks old.Usually after a good bowel movement.

By the time they are 4 years old, they laugh on the average 400 times a day. By the time people reach the age of 30, they are down to laughing 3-5 times a day.

Kids laugh when they feel like it. They are into the moment!

I remember visiting my 2 year-old granddaughter. The last time I walked into the house, she was stark naked, wore her mother's high heels, was singing at the top of her voice while at the same time applauding herself>

When was the last time you did this?

What is the greatest reward of being alive?

Is it:

  • Chocolate?
  • Sex?
  • Ice cream?
  • Your favorite meal?
  • Hugs from your grandchildren?
  • A perfect scenery?
  • Satisfaction of a job 'well done'?

Ask a thousand people and you will get a thousand different answers.

But one supreme pleasure that spans all answers is 'laughter.'

No matter, your race, gender, or financial situation. Life is great when laughter is frequent!

  • We need to socialize more!
  • We need to generate more humor and laughter in our lives!
  • We have to enjoy life instead of enduring it!

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"If you lose your zest for laughter - you lose your zest for life!"

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