Funny Facts

• If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board
• If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach a trillion
• Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes
• No matter its size or thickness, no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 8 times
• There are more chickens than people in the world
• There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
• It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite
• Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
• People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic light
• Armadillos are able to contract leprosy
• The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side
• The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool England, but only in tropical fish stores
• In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private part through a mirror
• In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first
• A snail can sleep for three years
• Turtles can breathe through their butts
• Pearls melt in vinegar
• Walt Disney was afraid of mice
• You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television
• Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes
• Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 month two rats could have over a million descendants
• In the 1800's, people believed that gin could cure stomach troubles
• Thomas Edison designed a helicopter that would work with gunpowder. It ended up blowing up and also blew up his factory
• McDonald's calls frequent buyers of their food 'heavy users'
• Male and female rats may have sex twenty three times a day
• US tops the world in plastic surgery procedures. Next comes Mexico
• 0.7% of Americans are currently in prison

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